when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit
This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
Jared Padalecki as The Winter Soldier and Jensen Ackles as Captain America. My contribution to this month’s Spn art challenge and the theme “Poster Movie Crossover”.
I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself
pretending to study in front of ur parents like